The decorations were hung and the food was prepared, cocktails were flowing it seemed nothing was spared.

The time for dancing was now just right;
but the entertainment hired was nowhere in sight.

When what to our wandering eyes should appear,
a man carrying speakers, cables and beer.

With a look of confusion shown over his face,
he moved to the stage to set up his space.

Two hours had passed before he plugged in,
and the patience of the crowd was wearing thin.

He spoke not a word and went right to his work,
and the guests began yelling "This guy is a jerk."

His style and sound was far from professional,
and the music he played was barely digestible.
The tempo diminished to a monotonous bore,
and the guests left for home they could stand no more.

But were heard to exclaim as they drove out of sight, "If we had hired Ray Mar Productions,
we would have partied all night."